You know, since there aren't many blogs being submitted now.
So I've decided to write about
bears.
Bears are fun, right?
Actually, I am raising awareness. I want you to be aware of this particular type of bear.
Prepare yourselves.
Behold, this is what we call a bear with a beak, or a beark. Its home is the internet. The internet is a wonderful place.
I think he might be having more fun than you right now.
Life is amazing.
Sometimes you just gotta relax and chill like a polar beark. Know what I mean?
It's time to talk about them now, though. I previously mentioned that I am raising awareness of these beautiful creatures.
Although they cannot go extinct in the traditional sense, they could still disappear.
For example, what if the internet were to break and every website were to go down? Would that not cause an 'extinction' of sorts for the delightful bearks?
Isn't there some solution? Why yes, there is.
See, raising awareness of the bearks makes their extinction less likely. And you can help.
All you have to do is save the bearks to your own hard drive. On every one of your devices. This safeguards against hard drive failures, too, by having them on all of your devices.
Never mind what your brother, your girlfriend, your boss thinks if they find out you're hoarding these images. You can tell them that you're supporting the cause of the bearks. Bearks can't speak for themselves, you know.
I thought we could always write blogs about anything? That's what I used to do. I'm pretty sure that more than once I heavily implied I stalk at least a few people. There was also one entirely about pooping, one about setting things on fire, hiding outside someone's house with a knife, drugging someone, and probably some worse things.