How to annoy your teacher...

Make fart noises every time the teacher sits. -_-

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•Bring the teacher an orange instead of an apple. *trollface*

•Tell the teacher the clothes they're wearing are nice, with obvious sarcasm. (Done by me.)

•Pretend to chew gum, and when your teacher tells you to open your mouth to look, say you were chewing on your tongue/cheek. (Done by me.)

•Throw an object across the room and blame the kid behind you. (Done by me.)

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

Don't pay attention and sometimes they take away homework if you do... Nothing big just a way out of hw! :D

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Always say that your cat ate your homework everyday.

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Moan in class. It's perfect! The teacher doesn't know if your hurt or just that kind of person... xD

have contests on who can flip the other person off faster.

I'll be back every now and then

Don't show up.

Dreams are lies manifested by worthless desires.

Don't do your homework.
Cut class.
Constantly text in class.
Don't come in uniform.


The last one's the best way. :-E

Troll your teacher with subtle dirty adult humor.

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Poke the teacher's cheeks. >: D

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Yawn loudly while they're teaching.

Seriously.

It's that simple.

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

Just tap on the desk with your pencil. Easy, and it probably won't get you in as much trouble.

99% of the things she's saying to you she said to me before, so don't feel so special.

I've actually done this one before: When your teacher tells you to turn to a certain page in your textbook, turn each individual page untell you get to the one you are suposed to go to.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Clear your throat loudly when your teacher's talking and say something stupid like "The correct answer to this would be carrots."

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

When the teacher asks the class a question to the step of a problem.. ALWAYS say the wrong answer. A student does that everyday in math so he sits in the back of class now

It's never the right time to say goodbye

When told to do an essay on bravery, turn in a paper with just your name.

Sayeth whaaat?

Find an educational grade-level show or make an educational video. What you do if you find a show is edit it to be uneducational, and if you make one, make it SEEM educational but not. Bonus points if you mute all the original audio after a minute of the video passes and replace it with a loop of an inappropriate song.

PEN PEN PEN PENS!

(Works really well with choir/music teacers) If a teacher plays a song, for whatever reason, figure out the beat then clap about a sec. off. Also, abreviate EVERYTHING.

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Ask to use the bathroom at the same exact time everyday. Then, when the teacher asks why it's the same exact time, run out crying, saying that you have bladder problems :3

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