Bulletin Boards - Thread: In A Zombie Apocalypse, What Would Be Your MELEE Weapon of Choice?

By Limxzero (5329)
On 02 Oct 2012 07:52

I might be partial to retractable cop batons. Light and compact, easy to wield, requiring no power source like lightsabers do, relatively safe in novice hands for low risk of maiming a comrade. No slashing power, but it's still carbon steel. Also slightly humorous that Smith & Wesson makes them. Yes, will take two of the wristband/sheath deluxe packs, please.

Catch my drift.

By drybone (70)
On 04 Oct 2012 02:41

I would go beserk on mobs of zombies with a pair of modified hulk gloves. Coat them with steel plating and sharp brass knuckles. Would keep the voice chip intact so I can be constantly reminded that I am the strongest monster there is. I'd feel bad for those who will have to deal with me after I become a zombie when I try to smash their face in while mocking them with hulk's one-liners.

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By Star Shadow (463)
On 04 Oct 2012 05:09

People. Yes, grab them by the legs like a bat and swing.

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By WhaleFreak (1104)
On 05 Oct 2012 00:50

A Butter knife.

I'm so badass.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

By Darmani Link (2820)
On 07 Oct 2012 05:48

A katana. cleave thru like 50 of them.

I'll be back every now and then

By SirQuinn (86)
On 08 Oct 2012 22:21

I would use a local Wal-Mart`s food to fight...Hunger.

In all seriousness, a nice bat or sword would be nice.

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By Wolf SkullBlade (55)
On 09 Oct 2012 19:00

Guys, guys. Let's be realistic. You'd need a chicken wing. Just think, how many times have zombies killed you while you had a chicken wing in your hand?
I rest my case.

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By Epifex (89)
On 09 Oct 2012 21:08

A halberd.
Because halberds are awesome.
I don't know how to wield one, but I guess I'd learn on the job.

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By Sebina (928)
On 09 Oct 2012 21:25

A chainsaw or hatchet

SSDD

By Ahri-chan (25)
On 09 Oct 2012 22:57

Katana, easily. So many things you can do with a katana when fighting, & it'll make you look super cool XD

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By Skull Kitty (116)
On 16 Oct 2012 08:21

a spoon. >;DD

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By Kion127 (848)
On 17 Oct 2012 02:51

Chainsaw? Why the hell would you use a chainsaw? Its a burden when you have to carry it everywhere, the noise it makes will attract every zombie around, and it would kill zombies slow. You'd need a light but durrable weapon.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.