Bulletin Boards - Thread: <span style="font-weight:bold">JOKES!!! LOTS OF JOKES!!</span>

By SkaterGirl13 (801)
On 24 Mar 2013 04:34

A blonde and a red head fell off the Empior State Building.who hits the ground first? the red head,b'cuz the blonde had to stop and ask for directions. (i have nothing against blondes,so please don't be offened)

Sayeth whaaat?

By AppleBee (29)
On 24 Mar 2013 14:44

I am so offened! I'm going to jump off that building and see if it's true!

The wonderful bee on SDK.

By AppleBee (29)
On 25 Mar 2013 03:19

What has 3 legs, 4 arms and 5 heads with 6 noses? I don't know either.

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By AppleBee (29)
On 25 Mar 2013 05:08

What sucks at everything except for sucking? A vacuem.

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By AppleBee (29)
On 25 Mar 2013 05:09

GERR, Can't spell. Like seriusly.

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By SkaterGirl13 (801)
On 27 Mar 2013 02:11

a man walked into a bar and said 'ow'

Sayeth whaaat?

By AppleBee (29)
On 27 Mar 2013 03:12

A man walked down a valley with 2 bags.

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By Picto-Girl (228)
On 27 Mar 2013 17:51

Okay, A man simply walks into Mordor and asks the bartender to divide by zero (Internet joke, interneters will get it)

We asked 100 ice-cream men how much they earned a year, they said "Hundereds and Thousands"

I moust-ask you a question, but I'm shaving it for later.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a elephant? I don't know, but if you see one on your ceiling RUN!

Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Doctor,
Doctor Who?
That's right, I'm waiting here with the TARDIS, I need you to help me stop the Weeping Angels from killing the prime minister.

Yo' mama so FAT, when she walks around in a red dress, the kids shout "COOL-AID GUY!"
(Don't take this into offence, It's A Joke)

A panda walks into a pub and asks for a sandwich, after he eats it, he pulls out a gun and shots the only person who was working there that day. Then, the panda's half way out the door when the manager yells at him;
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"
The panda replies "I'm a panda, look it up." So the manager grabs a phone and Googles it, the result shows up:
'Panda. eats, shoots and leaves'

What's mean, green and only has one use? AN ANGRY METAPOD XD.

Go with a hunch, of a man, who's brain is fuled by LEMONS!

By SkaterGirl13 (801)
On 06 Apr 2013 04:14

Yo'mama so fat,when she's on an elevator,it can only go down.

Yo'mama so fat,when she went in space,scientists discovered a new planet.

what do Pluto(the dog) and Pluto(the planet) have in common? they both love Uranus.

Sayeth whaaat?

By Techno-Victorian (13)
On 08 Apr 2013 09:17

two men walk into a bar the third one ducks.
huehuehuehehehe

Let Me Tell You About Homestuck

By Picto-Girl (228)
On 09 Apr 2013 06:15

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Pokémon.
*Groans*

Go with a hunch, of a man, who's brain is fuled by LEMONS!

By inSein (763)
On 10 Apr 2013 02:08

Dying people

Lol amirite

You like me, and I, like you, like me.

By SkaterGirl13 (801)
On 12 Apr 2013 03:38

what do you call a 400 hundred pound piece of flesh? yo momma!

Sayeth whaaat?

By foxalchemist (27)
On 28 Apr 2013 18:15

why do people feel safe under a blanket? its not like the murderer is going to walk in and say “allright im going to ki...DARN SHES UNDER THE COVERS“

hi ^.=.^

By Picto-Girl (228)
On 29 Apr 2013 07:25

↑That one was pretty awesome actualy ^.^

Go with a hunch, of a man, who's brain is fuled by LEMONS!

By The DuDe (180)
On 29 Apr 2013 09:36

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I learned its a non-joke, there is no answer, no laughs for it. >O:-)

I REGRET NOTHING

By SkaterGirl13 (801)
On 08 May 2013 22:16

Two Jews and a Muslim walk into a Café......Darn, I always bomb this joke!

Sayeth whaaat?