[color=green]Official SDK Vending Machine[/color]

You hear someone scream from far away.

I put a hot potato in the VM.

I REGRET NOTHING

A smack comes out.

I insert Michael DeSanta into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A finger comes out, you then realize its your finger. And the index finger on your left hand is gone.

I stuff a teenager into the VM.

I REGRET NOTHING

I pop out.

I stuff myself back in the VM.

Sayeth whaaat?

A teenager comes out.

I put SCP-713 into the VM. (Not a typo)

I REGRET NOTHING

SCP-274 pops out.


I insert SCP-1

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you get a playground ball. its purple.

I insert my hand.

Everything old is new again.

A ket comes back out.

I insert a Gallivanter Baller into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A tiny pinball machine pops out.

I stuff the non existence out of the VM.

I REGRET NOTHING

The SCP foundation members pop out, and incinerate the vending machine.

I insert a new vending machine where the old one was.

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I stand there and stare. Just stare...

I put the non existence backwards through.

I REGRET NOTHING

Nothing comes out.

I insert $80,000 into the VM, and say "Buy yourself something nice, vending machine."

Kazuma-kuuuun~

$80,000,000 pop out.


I insert SCP-176

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a bunch of ███████s pop out.


I put in a frog. A blue frog.

Ow! Ow! Ow!!! Watch where you're goin'! You just hit Maple, the Great Witch Syrup's apprentice!

A poison dart comes out.

I insert SCP-284.

I REGRET NOTHING

A empty bag of popcorn pops out.
I insert a burnt broom in the VM.

no

A fireball and straw come out.


I insert an extra tab.

I REGRET NOTHING

A type-40 TARDIS pops out, and an englishman walks out of it, saying "Who am I? Exactly."


I insert [DATA REDACTED]

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Space Core pops out. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

I insert my alarm clock

Everything old is new again.

My alarm clock pops out o.o


I insery Amelia Pond

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