The Thread Where You Throw Things at People And React to What Comes to You! (TTWYTTPARWCY)

I throw a bomb. Sucker.

I REGRET NOTHING

*puts on sarcastic shield* Ha!
I use my coolness and throw a rock disguised as a beanbag.

I REGRET NOTHING

*shoots duck with a Super Scope*

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*throws banana*

I am the official Paint/SDK Absol

*Just sits there as it hits me in the face*
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*Throws Moon Moon* Who invited you?!

Agender Aro-Ace all the way from outer space.

*east kiwi*

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*Throws/kicks sand*

I am the official Paint/SDK Absol

-sings- Z is for Zulu


-throws a Navy Seal-

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*gets whacked in the head with enough force to shatter my skull, but the sarcastic shield saved me*

*throws moldy pizza wrapped on mushroom flavored goo*

I REGRET NOTHING

*does a cool Matrix-style move, bending backward slowly as it passes over me*

*Throws a soaked and angry cat at your face*

Sayeth whaaat?

*tells a dog to chase the cat away*

*throws an un-sharpened pencil at you* Sharpen it for me! (:<

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

*catches pencil and snaps it*

*throws a coffee pot full of hot fresh coffee*

I am the official Paint/SDK Absol

*catches the pot, then puts ice and caramel macchiato coffee creamer in. I then drink it*

*throws Barnie at you*

Sayeth whaaat?

-stabs barnie-
-throws the One Guy Two Spoons video, then dies because I watched it-

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*questions what this video is, and then it hits my shield, but my shield cracked*

*throws some rocks*

I REGRET NOTHING

-eats the rocks-

-throws the answer- [i]ONE GUY[/i] POPPING HIS EYES OUT WTH [i]TWO SPOONS[/i]

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*blinks*

*throws an iPod full of KPop at you*

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

-eats the charity worker alive-

-throws a giant flaming ball of hot gas-

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FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!

I throw a bucket of water.

I REGRET NOTHING

Sarcasm shield saves me, but then it breaks.

I throw ye olden language into thy face.

I REGRET NOTHING

Mario comes in.

I throws a tipo.

I REGRET NOTHING

*fixes typo*

*throws a city bus*

I am the official Paint/SDK Absol