Reasons Why I Didn't Do My Homework

no during winter

in the winter, its spring where i live. i told one of my teachers tht b4

my mom said i was grounded and im only allowed to do my chores

my paper was donated to the trash can association

it fell in the lake

it fell in the lake

my mom deep fried it

Chuck Norris stared at it and caught on flames from his epicness.

It's rare if you get me to like you but if I do, I'll be sure to treat you right and forever get a smile on your face.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA,HOMEWORK EATS DOG!

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i accidentaly ate it

My dog ate it o.e

i was busy colliding particles.

I just say I had hockey practice my paper route Baseball practice then i had to go grocery shopping with my mom. That works because I have so many daily activitys

I'm back :O

wait, that was homework, i thought it was wadding... it is in my backyard in a million burnt pieces. at least it went boom

"Have you ever heard of Schroedinger's cat?"

my gerbil at it :] (my gerbil can eat ANYTHING (he almost ate his way out of his cage))

Life sucks, then you die.

I didn't turn in my homework because everybody hates your class.

In Soviet Russia, joke laugh at you!

I taped it to my cat & drop kicked it- never saw it again.

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Well, i don't know and I don't care.

i made it into a paper boat, which i then covered with staples

The watched waffle never cooks. ._.

A taco ate it

oFTo

I forgot it in my dog's belly, you'll get it tommorow XD

oFTo