I never want to:
Wake up in someone elses bed,
get wasted,
Fall off half dome,
be a suicidal jumper,
die for a stupid user-error,
mastercate on a computer,
break my leg,
Get found if im lost in a forest with Megan Fox,
Wake up on the whitehouse lawn,
get dumped by an emotional redneck,
Go wabbit hunting,
(last one) Get pregnant!(!!!!!!!!!!!!)