Also, dont tell them to shutup when they say there gonna slap you especially if they are black, fat, and have alot of freinds. (unless you are fast and can faster than split-second desicions to turn, Then go for it!).
Trust me, This all happened to me, She is really STUPID! i can outrun her, out smart her, and out move her (i have extreme agility since i am tall but skinny, but i cant dodge in a fight cause people crowd around and wont let me move back)
Sorry to be Jonny Raincloud, but if he only wants to be freinds with you, he is likley NOT to change his mind, or he likes someone else. anyways, sorry
One day, i was walking home from school, when Chuck Norris popped out of a bush. Well, as you would expect, i got scared and ninjie choped him in the face. He got pretty mad and we started mexican fighting when suddenly...
Im sorry if it seemed racist, thats what its called.
Now lead the story somewhere else.
New one, start poppin candy that looks like a pill and bring it in a pill bottle that says Vikadin (highly addidctive) and start doin that beside a gaurd
Use a pack of cigrete gum, and act like your smokin it
Ok, first one, I didnt prepare, but i hope the lord will speak through me.
I will start the sermon seires next week, but im gonna teach this. Do you know that you have a garunteed spot in heaven?This wont be the same old talk, there is alot more than accepting Jesus into your heart. It dosent involve alot of doing good stuff,(although thatll give you a better spot in heaven)it just means that you truly meant that you want to be saved. This also leads me to something else, a video clip i saw from church. The march of the Unqualified. You dont have to be perfect to be in God's army(not that you can be perfect). Moses was super-shy. Rehab was a prostitute. Daniel was a liar. Someone else(peter?)was a drunk. Do you get the point? i hope so. Soo, this short sermon is almost over, This last thing. When will you join?
Dear God,
{insert message here}
Amen
(just incase you forgot)
Thanks for reading,
Bassman
(never too much bottom end)
I never want to:
Wake up in someone elses bed,
get wasted,
Fall off half dome,
be a suicidal jumper,
die for a stupid user-error,
mastercate on a computer,
break my leg,
Get found if im lost in a forest with Megan Fox,
Wake up on the whitehouse lawn,
get dumped by an emotional redneck,
Go wabbit hunting,
(last one) Get pregnant!(!!!!!!!!!!!!)
How did you get that , purple? I think i know what made the great flood happen. Before the flood, there was alot of water in the air, enough to lower the water level by a couple 100 miles. (since the water was there, UV rays couldnt get in, Plants where healthier, and thats why people lived longer) God just let the water come down and flood the whole earth. After that, the water level never returned. This is a theory, that my sunday school teacher let us in on. He made it, but i would trust that. I might not be true though!
Im just trying to spread Gods word. I am creating them every sunday, and dont get mad at me if you are alarmed by the stuff i say. I am testing your faith. It will make you grow spiritualy!
