One day, i was walking home from school, when Chuck Norris popped out of a bush. Well, as you would expect, i got scared and ninjie choped him in the face. He got pretty mad and we started mexican fighting when suddenly...
Im sorry if it seemed racist, thats what its called.
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chuck used his ban hammer nd smacked hull on the head. hull screamed like a little girl. nd gabriella laughed at him. then gailiespaz (me), riped the hammer frm chuck's hand. nd made him sit in the corner....
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And Mr.T gets home and sees his furnature gone so he drop kicks his chuaiua out the door and mr t, chucknorris, and the lama lordship go shopping for new furnature..
....And the evil twin is kicking the furniture, and breaking it. And then he runs and hides. An employee comes over and she sees chuck norris and calls the police because she thinks he did it..
At the furinture store Mr.t buys a couch etc. Chuck Norris comes over with his evil twin to help set up the furnature when his old chuiuia comes back...
WELCOME PIRATES! Please dont eat me. Then the pirates eat him. back at home mr t gets out of the dog and breaks its neck then they set up the furnature . Chuck norris's evil twin...