Bulletin Boards - Thread: Dumbest Homework Excuses

By piggygirl97 (49)
On 05 Aug 2010 06:04

My homework was so depressed that no one wanted to do so it commited suicide by ″jumping″into my fireplace!

By smashboy (56)
On 05 Aug 2010 16:14

My homework was stolen by a robin.

I'm back, baby!

By Iverson (73)
On 05 Aug 2010 19:06

my dog flushed it down the toilet

btw:my friends dog actually ate his homework!!!!! XD XD

...dito

By Fernando (177)
On 26 Apr 2011 23:34

This is the dumbest excuse for homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from x]

By Panda2662 (71)
On 27 Apr 2011 04:38

"ohh i was suppose to do my homework.i wasnt home soo i didnt do my work,sorry bout that"

I can tell that she wants you, I can see it in her eyes, but she's trynna play her games on you but you cant see lies

By Darmani Link (2820)
On 27 Apr 2011 05:06

my teacher ate it.

I'll be back every now and then

By KingofDarkness (1370)
On 27 Apr 2011 10:34

My cat puked on my homework.

true story too :P

Where there is light, there is always darkness.

By DripDrop (149)
On 27 Apr 2011 22:59

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: I lost it in a fight over you are the best teacher in the school.

I promise you'll be disappointed.

By Tigus1 (539)
On 28 Apr 2011 06:43

Its homework so i left it at home.

Lifes like a game there are those who are good at it and those who need practice.

By farway (321)
On 28 Apr 2011 21:01

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: I was at the store and I brought it with me and the cashier ripped it.

PEN PEN PEN PENS!

By Insanity (210)
On 29 Apr 2011 08:09

I was playing portal and i dropped it in the incinerator on accident.

Let's meet in the dream world again

By Darmani Link (2820)
On 30 Apr 2011 03:35

My Orc ate my homework!

I'll be back every now and then

By SBP tonex (410)
On 30 Apr 2011 19:16

Was too busy sitting on the tv and watching the couch.

Aye...Hit me up on twitter 'do lol

By mew120 (31)
On 01 May 2011 20:16

Teacher: Have you done your homework?
Student: Have you graded my test?
Teacher: No, i have other students stuff to grade.
Student: I have other teacher's homework to do.

I want to go up in a hot air balloon with a bunch of skittles and start throwing at people while saying taste the Rainbow

By Tigus1 (539)
On 02 May 2011 05:28

hold on im not done copying it yet!

Lifes like a game there are those who are good at it and those who need practice.

By --poLar bear-- (180)
On 02 May 2011 06:20

I turned it in yesterday, remember? .3.

By pokeking (131)
On 02 May 2011 21:43

I couldn't do it because I died.

Poke me and I'll sue you.

By l Colored-Eden l (417)
On 02 May 2011 22:28

Teacher: Where the hell's cha homework BISH!

Me: It's a long story..

Teacher: Well out with it!

Me: Well, let's begin!
I was wondering through the woods, looking for the perfect tree to do my homework whilst leaning on. I found the tree, but a duck had taken it. I couldn't persuade the dang duck to move and in my struggle became quite enraged. I raised my hand ready to back hand the small woodland creature. He realized what he was in for and quickly apologized.
Then it waddled away..waddle waddle.

Little did I know the duck had some how snagged my homework from me.

Come at me dog.

By 11Drago (684)
On 03 May 2011 04:17

I can't get away from not doing homework.The teacher would just say i had enough time to do it again,but a dumb one is "My younger brother peed on it.".

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By pandalove1011 (111)
On 08 May 2011 03:43

I died.

~DEAF PRIDE~