Bulletin Boards - Thread: What SSB (Melee and Brawl) character could win a fight against Chuck Norris?

By LucarioMario (292)
On 12 Jun 2010 23:25

I'd say Meta Knight. The reason I chose him instead of Lucario is solely because he can attack way faster, and thus Chuck Norris can't attack as much because of Meta Knight's very fast slices. But who do YOU think could win? :D

By unit12 (87)
On 13 Jun 2010 03:27

all of them put together...MAYBE

X...X

By Sonic-Burp (179)
On 13 Jun 2010 05:12

Master Hand,Crazy Hand and Tabuu put together(you didn`t say they had to be playable)

Everythings in Slo-mo

By Akamia (793)
On 13 Jun 2010 05:53

↑Agreed. Even Sonic the Hedgehog could win! He has a knack for beating guys that are much stronger/more powerful than him.

異議あり！

By PORKStheMEATofKINGS (313)
On 13 Jun 2010 15:14

All you peoplee above are wrong. Chucks manliness wins him the game when it STARTS.

The only person who could match his manliness is Captain Falcon himself!

One bread ahead of the bread. Two bread; too much bread.

By Akamia (793)
On 13 Jun 2010 15:43

Forget manliness! Speed is the deal, and that's what Sonic is! xP

異議あり！

By Vermillion (726)
On 13 Jun 2010 15:56

Nothing and nobody beats Chuck Norris...

I love it when a plan comes together like buttcheeks.

By XxEmoNinjaxX (1743)
On 13 Jun 2010 18:30

Wolf, or Sonic

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

By Firemaniac (335)
On 19 Jun 2010 09:50

Anyone besides olimar.

By Justin96 (599)
On 19 Jun 2010 22:42

Jigglypuff.

By Justin96 (599)
On 19 Jun 2010 22:42

Jigglypuff.

By Sonic-Burp (179)
On 20 Jun 2010 00:44

Spontanious Conbustion

Everythings in Slo-mo

By denu8thell (22)
On 20 Jun 2010 01:44

it would be.... no one because everyone knows you cant win against chuck norris!

snes was super, just like me!

By asomesause (59)
On 25 Jun 2010 11:26

Chuck always win he just thinks kill and youre dead..

Apple pie FTW

By SoliDsnaKe29 (237)
On 25 Jun 2010 19:31

Of course Chewbacca...or Snake

Microsoft:"You have questions,we have dancing paperclip's"!

By S.Enigma (155)
On 25 Jun 2010 19:44

Hah, speed ain't nothin' if you go against my C.Falcon. Someone tried beating me with Sonic's speed alone.
He ran face-first into a Falcon Punch. PWNED!!!

But honestly, Falcon and Norris are evenly matched.

Which would you hate more, 10 dead babies in 1 trash can, or 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans?

By BlizzardShiver (50)
On 26 Jun 2010 22:55

Pikachu, Thunderbolt to the heart, bye bye Chuck Norris

person below meh fails.

By banjo2 (3553)
On 10 Jun 2018 05:35

Why does this thread exist? Chuck Norris is top-OP, and 4x when speaking E s p a n o l

Justice will prevail and all that stuff, right?