Be the first chicken to drive the whole human race to nearly complete extinction. If they were to try and cut my head off, I would be like,"Come at me with blade and it be last thing you do." In a deep, russian accent. I know my grammars way off in that sentence but I would just have learn english by then if I was a chicken.
I wanna advance ahead of the game, but I'm stuck patrolling this darn platform!!!
Chop my head off and see if running around <span style="font-weight:bold;text-shadow:1px 0px 1px #888">AS</span> a headless chicken feels the same as when someone tells me I'm doing it as a human.
I'd probably do the same, but only because you can not as a human crop your head iff and run around without a head. I think it would be fun. Not the dying part though...
Heres to the people who actually were here for a whole decade, kudos