Bulletin Boards - Thread: Weirest thing your teacher has ever said.

By XxEmoNinjaxX (1743)
On 10 Jul 2011 21:24

My art teacher started singing, "Oh, what's love got to do, got to do with it?♪" out of nowhere....

And in gym, one of my classmates stole some gym equiptment (bags that you put soccer balls in), so my gym teacher started chasing my classmate around the room screaming, "GIVE ME BACK MY BALL SACKS!" xD

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

By XxEmoNinjaxX (1743)
On 10 Jul 2011 21:34

And in history, my teacher said, "When you guy's go to high school, I'd be happy to write reccomendations for any of you. Even Joe; Even if he wants to become an exotic male dancer. I might vomit and die a little bit inside, but I'll still write one."

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

By Lemonadez3.0 (37)
On 11 Jul 2011 02:06

BRADFORD! STOP CHEWING YOUR PENCIL! THAT'S WHAT THE SHARPENER IS FOR! XDXD

<span style="color:yellow">When life gives you Lemonadez3.0, you're fricking lucky. ;D</span>

By Darmani Link (2820)
On 11 Jul 2011 02:57

my history teacher said, so, if i have 1 dollar, i can buy all of mexico, but why would i want to buy it?

I'll be back every now and then

By Darmani Link (2820)
On 11 Jul 2011 04:18

On the first day of school "so whatta u in for?

I'll be back every now and then

By wildwind (154)
On 11 Jul 2011 05:29

My classmates ALWAYS sang Justin Bieber songs to tick of my homeroom teacher. One day she got really annoyed by it and yelled, “Thats it! I officially ban Justin Bieber!”

In class my teacher stared talking about realationships. My friend Roy, started yelling out my name to bug my boyfriend Spencer. The teacher then said,“Roy, your just jealous that Spencer has a girlfriend and you dont!” It was the funniest and most embarrasing moment of my life.

Someday your Prince Charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

By Darmani Link (2820)
On 11 Jul 2011 06:42

I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!bI HATE YOU!

I'll be back every now and then

By TheLyim (19)
On 11 Jul 2011 06:57

[Canada is kick as*] sorry
My teacher said" Same Diffrence"

RAID!

By sarah79 (191)
On 11 Jul 2011 08:36

we where in gym and this kid stole 2 balls and our gym teacher yelled "IAM TELLING MY MOMMY" that was 5 days befor thanks giving then the 2cnd day befor thanks giving we all said "say hi to your mommy for us" he said "i will dont forget i still have to tell on you roman for stealing my balls" we all giggled

Music is my life. I also have five Amazing Husbands Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, And Harry Styles So yo

By Dr.Crunchie (407)
On 11 Jul 2011 16:40

When my teacher thinks no -one's watching or listening too her she sings this in a quiet voice, "duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!" seriously she really does. I'm not lieing.

By Dr.Crunchie (407)
On 11 Jul 2011 16:41

Also another teacher I had started talking to us about her boyfriend e.0, she even told us his name, hair colour and what his job is XD.

By farway (321)
On 11 Jul 2011 22:01

Me: What's a janitor?
Teacher: A clean.

PEN PEN PEN PENS!

By Elly the Cat (273)
On 11 Jul 2011 22:22

My math teacher put this question on one of our tests: "How do unicorns fly?"

Music teacher: "Johnny quit sleeping in the closet and get your [bad word] out here"

I'm one of those people who start dancing the Macarena all of a sudden at the most serious part of a conversation.

By GRACiEgoRAWR (103)
On 11 Jul 2011 23:47

Mh 7th grade math teacher always called hard steps in a 2+ step problem "weiners", so whenever we do a hard problem she shouts "THAT'S A WEINER!".

I'm just sitting in the back, and I hear her shout that... it's the only way I stay awake during class. XD

By Sarah99laptop1.0 (26)
On 12 Jul 2011 03:04

my teacher said that my whole class will end up in jail and she will be laughing

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By CarsonTheRandom (658)
On 12 Jul 2011 04:05

My science teacher asked everyone what kind of to describe the underwear we were wearing currently. O_O

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

By MoNkEySkIgHkInG (124)
On 14 Jul 2011 15:40

I Live In Canada By The Way Its Not Fake And My Guy Teacher Asked All The kids Does Anyone Need Pads I Waz Like Your a Man

OFWGKTA

By piggy66 (40)
On 28 Jul 2011 16:10

I got a few. "I'm a good teacher" One teacher started to sing Friday. During music class a few years ago we had a supply teacher and she said that the class sounded like verble diarrhea. "I'm not the smartest pencil in the tool box" A teacher was showing us what not to do on snowshoes and she demistrated tripping and falling on her face. Lol.

By SkaterGirl13 (801)
On 07 Sep 2013 12:38

I'm homeschooled, so yeah......

Sayeth whaaat?

By Saubes (1244)
On 07 Sep 2013 13:01

In health class, she introduced us to Herman, the plastic, demonstrative male reproductive organ.

Kazuma-kuuuun~