Random Moment In School

Once my teacher told us to rip our tests.

I void warranties.

Some students were being very loud outside our classroom, so the teacher went out and yelled "Hey, shut the hole in your face!"

When you run out of things to say, come up with something off the top of your head.

Our class was silent reading and I shouted I LIKE TURTLES! Also my class always bursts out into random song or rap

I'm back :O

There was this incident that happened in my school today. It was pretty bad.

I have changed. I am different very different.

We had a police officer come in to talk about drugs. We were all joking around so the police officer decided to handcuff my friend. My friend was leaning over his desk while he was being handcuffed than he smacked his head on the desk.

My whole class was singing Justin Bieber songs in class. Than my teacher banned Justin Bieber.

I have this friend who always forgets to put his name on his work. One day when we got back this quiz my friend yelled out, "Hey miss Plouffe! (thats my teacher) I rememered to put my name on my work!" Then my teacher replied, "You put your name where the date is supposed to go." The whole class burst out laughing and Started singing Justin Bieber songs.

Someday your Prince Charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

one of my besties (inayah) said outside someone kissed her in her old school and liked her. she hated him. i shouted "ooooooooooooooooh" really loud that it echoed.

Boyfriends,girlfriends,bestfriends, they ALL have ends.Not family. it has i love you (ily).

It was back in my 7th Grade year, during my Pre-Algebra class. To boot, there were a couple of things wrong with that class...

1) 10th Period. Last class of the day. Everybody wants out.
2) Math. *snore*
3) Really old teacher. Wanted school to end as much as we did.
4) Sitting next to the two biggest jokesters in school who, frankly, did not seem to care much about math at all.
5) 7th Grade.

So, one day - *they* started whispering to each other. Loudly. Teacher told them to stop, so they did... for 5 seconds. Again, *whisper* *whisper* *stifled laughter* *point at random student* *more stifled laughter* ... teacher told them to quiet down, again.

They stopped. This time, much longer. Teacher continued on with her lessons, writing notes on the board, kinda forgetting about this incident.

She was on the opposite end of the classroom, when they started talking... again. I overheard the two talking, "Ready?" "Ready."

Suddenly, one of them LEAPS onto top of his chair, screams out "VIVA LA VIDA!!!", and jumps onto the nearby radiator, producing a very audible "FFFTWANG!!"

Halarity ensues. Whole class is in an uproar of laughter. Teacher exhibits bad poker face. Rest is history.

It takes whips to make whipped cream, you know.

One day we where having our normal whole school assembly our headteacher went to sit down and the chair broke and she fell on her but.Lets just say i laughed so much i cried and fell of the bench

England is so funny,we have disabled spaces outside a ICE SKATING RINK!

I was in my math class when my teacher called a girl up to the board. She was wearing a dress. When she got up to the board to start writing, she pulled out a wedgie in front of the WHOLE class. I kinda felt bad for her....

∞Dalan∞ Stay with me cause you're all I need....

There was this one moment when this one kid did that one thing. Crazy, right?

Sayeth whaaat?

This actually just happened like two days ago, but u was walking and talking with a friend, when Big Bootie Judy (Her name is Zoe though) bends over in front of me purposely in the middle of the hall because she supposedly " found a nickel on the ground" But she never showe me it. I'm calling shenanigans. ;p

99% of the things she's saying to you she said to me before, so don't feel so special.

me and my sister/bff kristen were in the restroom at school and there was this little 7th grader in there and kristen was like duuudde shes creepy . but really low, somehoe she knew and she started crying xD x'D

Dont you cry, dont cut your arms, dont say goodbye. Put down that razor put down that light, it might be hard but youll win this

I was proofreading a classmates work and it was procedure writing. He did How to Make Potato Wedges but the P in Potato looked like a D and he spelled Wedges like Wedgies instead ^^' I laughed so hard and I knew it's a stupid thing to laugh at but I laughed anyway x3

Even though the language is different, the music is the same.

During lunch, I had a friend who got to his seat. He then noticed that the pizza the lunch lady gave him had a bite already taken out of it.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.