This is a blog about little known physics, the physics they dont teach you in school.


Harold's anti-gravataional feline law.

As everyone knows, anything bad that can happen, will happen. Therefore if you drop a piece of toast, it will land butter side down. Also, everyone knows the cats land on their feet.
Harold's anti-gravitational feline law, states, that if you glue a piece of toast (butter side up) on the back of a cat, the cat will start to spin in the air. The toast is trying to land butter side on the ground, and the cat is trying to land on its feet. If you do this for an excessive amount of time the cat will die, and the toast will be unedible.


Bacon physics and hamification.

Bacon is sometimes known as the fifth element, and on the periodic table it is marked as BA. Bacon was first discovered by a (disclosed) scientist on the lost continent of Atlantis. After taking the bacon, the continent sunk into the sea. Taking the bacon back to his lab, the scientist discovered that bacon was highly edible. After trying it he passed out for nine weeks. It is now known by the T.A.O.F. (taste association of america) that on a taste level of -1 to 1 bacon is 1568. It is a lie that bacon comes from pigs, infact, pigs come from bacon. This process is called hamification, in which you freeze bacon at -74, this will turn the bacon into ham and will turn the ham into a pig. In which ham and bacon can be extacted from said pig.

The first law of monkeys

The first law of monkeys states, that any object, phrase, scene or word can be made funnier with the addition of a monkeys. No exceptions.


I hope you've enjoyed my little lesson on little known laws of physics.