In the old house, where a heavy couple lives, there's a door that's locked that leads to who knows where.
In the old house, there's a lame dog who barks at dog-ghosts and a cat whose eyes glow like two eerie lights.
In the old house there's always a creak if you step here and a mighty crack if you touch that.
But, there is one thing that this old house has, something that I have not said. It makes me want to live there and raise a family.
It is not the locked door.
Nor the lame dog and their ghost-dogs.
Nor the cat whose two eyes glow so eerie.
Nor the loud creaks and cracks when you step here and touch that.
It's the heavy couple who are literally selling it for free, since they know it is so shitty.