Kids these days and their rants! Back in my day, we ranted about important things such as segragation, and how much food we had! Now, all I see are rants on "lag", whatever that is, and this strange concept known as "cybering"! I want to go back to the good ol' days!
Kids these days and their "SDK good ol' days"! Back in my day, SDK didn't even exist! Neither did software! We had noware! Neither did development! Development in my day was scoring a six in a game of cricket! Neither did kits! All we had were small sachels!

Kids these days and their HullBreaches! Back in my day, the hull was so strong, it could withstand any attack, whether it be land, air, or sea! But no, today, it's been breached! What have you done to it?!

Kids these days and their Operating Syste-majiggs! Back in my day, we has Window! Singular!

Kids these days and their 3DS's! Back in my day, 3D didn't exist! We had good ol' 1/2D! Reliable! Strong! Sensible! Now... I'm not even going to bother ranting about 3D! That's what I think of it!

That is all,
Sincerely,
Kids These Days.