Kids these days and their biographies! Back in my day, we had to wait 6 hours for one character to be processed! Now it's all done in a blink of an eye! Kidsthese days and their eyes! Back in my day, eyes were usedinthe real world! Now all they're used for is staring at computer screens! Kids these days and their computer screens! Big as a monster! Back in my day, all we had was a 5 x 5cm blank screen, and if we were lucky, a couple of pixels! Now it's all HD and 3D hoozy-whatzits! I'm going to bed!